Metal Yoga

Sunday 6 September 2026 · 13:00

Nieuwenor, Pancratiusstraat 30, 6411 KC Heerlen

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Metal Yoga

The Vibe

Metal Yoga is the kind of event that makes you go 'wait, what?' and then immediately check if you're free. September 6th at Poppodium Nieuwe Nor: where downward dog meets distorted riffs. No cap, you won’t know if you’re here to stretch or headbang until you try it.

Line-up energy

It’s just yoga, but make it rock. The playlist is all guitars and growls, think Black Sabbath meets your usual 'om' session. If you’ve ever wanted to test your zen while your eardrums vibe to something heavier than your ex’s drama, this is it.

Pull-up timing

Doors at 1 PM, but show up early if you want a decent spot. Mats aren’t provided, so bring your own unless you’re cool with downward dogging on a sticky floor. Also, hydration is key, you’ll need it after laughing through the first three songs.

Real talk for this night

This is peak **Under the Radar** energy. No crowds, no pretension, just a room full of people who either get it or are too curious to bail. It’s **Authentic** in the best way: no rules, no pressure, just vibes and maybe a little existential crisis when you realize you’re doing yoga to Metallica.

Insider tips

Wear clothes you can move in, this isn’t your typical silent studio session.
If you don’t have a mat, borrow one from a friend or embrace the chaos of the floor.
Don’t overthink it. The whole point is to laugh when you lose your balance during the solo.