Hoot N’ Holler: Queer Line Dancing!

Thursday 27 August 2026 · 19:00

Dalstonsuperstore, London

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Hoot N’ Holler: Queer Line Dancing!

The Vibe

Hoot N’ Holler: Queer Line Dancing! is the kind of night where you show up expecting to laugh at yourself and leave with a new core memory. August 27 at Dalstonsuperstore, no boots required, just bring your chaotic energy and maybe a friend who also has no idea what they’re doing.

The playlist is a crime scene

Trance, hardcore, disco, it’s the kind of Soundscape that makes you question your life choices in the best way. Zero Skip Playlist energy, but with more two-stepping and less judgment.

7 PM is the perfect pull-up time

Early enough to avoid the ‘I’m too old for this’ spiral, late enough to pretend you’ve got your life together. Movement Check starts the second you walk in, so wear shoes you can actually move in (or don’t, we’re not cops).

Real talk: is it worth it?

Worth the Queue, no cap. You’ll either leave with a new obsession for line dancing or at least a story about the time you tried to do-si-do and face-planted into a stranger’s drink. Either way, Dalstonsuperstore’s vibes are immaculate, so you win.

Insider tips

Go solo. The whole point is to bond with strangers over mutual embarrassment.
If you can’t dance, just commit to the delulu. No one’s watching (they’re all too busy failing too).
The bar is your friend. Liquid courage > actual skill.